Daniel Schwartz

cmac_schwartz_dSection: Bass
Class: 2018
Major: Philosophy
Hometown: Baltimore, MD

I’m 5’10” and about 165 lbs.  I have luscious brown hair and a dazzling smile. But I’m an ugly crier. My left ear is kinda pointy on the top, and I have a scar on my right shin from a paintball gun, so if anybody comes up to you and claims to be Dan, you know where to check. I wear pink every Wednesday, and I encourage everyone else to do the same. I can fit my whole fist in my mouth. My favorite color is purple. I have a crown on one of my front teeth because I chipped that tooth on a kid’s face my first
summer as a camp counselor, and as a result, one of my many nicknames is Chip. I don’t like to sleep or go to class. I have glasses, but I don’t like to wear them. I don’t believe in free
will. I peaked on the international Angry Birds total high
score leaderboard at number 14, but I’ve since dropped off. I
deep fried a donut once, and all I got was a bigger donut.